Day and Night Nurse

I think the only time in my life that I have been sicker was when I was in Mexico and started bequeathing my worldly posessions on the back of an Aeroméxico vomit bag. Somehow I got Influenza A, or not really somehow, no because I was too lazy to get a FLU SHOT last term. I seem to have lost two entire days of being in bed coughing and sneezing wishing I were in some cushy bed eating pad thai and watching the Golden Girls. I scraped up enough energy last night (yesterday I could not see or walk properly) to buy some Tropicana(tm) orange juice with lots of pulp, or 'with juicy bits,' as it is called here, and discovered in my very friendly pharmacy on Woodstock Road, "GSK Day&Night Nurse" which had me feeling better and I don't know how. I am still unbelievably weak but I am going to try and make it to the gym to see if the steam room and pool are helpful. They could be very bad for me, but I need to leave my room and get some fresh air. I also plan to purchase a scented candle, so my room can smell really nice. But, if you REALLY hate someone, I have come up with several things that can ruin their lives temporarily: a) flood their house, b) give them carpet moths (or clothes mothes), c) give them the flu, d) give their names to the LDS people, who will not leave them alone for a very long time. I know this last one for a fact to be true cause I once did it to a teacher, whom I adore, and I meant it as a joke, but they are REALLY persistent so things got out of hand.