Maybe if I smoked less, and cut out the gym membership...

At only £165, who could possibly resist Gucci's BRANDER. This is a godsent when I think of all the times I've been out on the range and not had the appropriate equipment to burn a huge double G into the side of a cow. And the keeping of the bamboo theme gives that lighthearted 50s 'dopoguerra' dolce vita vibe, but doesn't compromise on durability. There's NO chance say you were out in the country and it started raining when you wanted to BRAND something, that the handle on this thing didn't just fall to pieces...my only question is really, what the hell are people going to think of us when they unearth this thing?