In Memoriam
It's so sad. I went to Coop, where after eleven pm they put all the things nobody ever buys on sale. I have no problem with no one buying the groty liver, so they mark it down to like 5p. BUT and this was unbelievably sad: there was this little trout - wait let's capitalize him: There was this little Trout, who no one bought. He was individually wrapped and originally like £2.09 or something, who cares, but since no one bought him, he was marked down to 20p!!! I am positive they threw him away that night, packaging and all. Can you imagine if he KNEW that he was born to be caught, killed, packaged and MARKED DOWN, before being thrown away? Well, at least now he's famous.
posted by fadedbetta at 11:49 PM
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Wait, this could be the new Scott Hicks movie starring Jim Carrey as the Trout...it's pretty sad though, but not as sad as unwanted babies I guess.
Who is this genius? This unstoppable force of the internet age? This Mozart of the keyboard? I must know!
Damn. As if I wasn't depressed enough already tonight. That makes me want to cry. It makes me want to hug that poor little fish and love it and cry on its shoulder. Even though fish don't have shoulders. But that's beside the point....
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